10*KEY2 RUN |M 20CLS 30VDU2 40VDU1,27,1,87,1,1:REM B PRINT 50PRINT" PITTLING PETE"' 60PRINT" ---=======---" 70VDU1,27,87,1,0:REM S PRINT 80PRINT: 90PRINT" A famous dog once came to to wn his christian name was Pete" 100PRINT" his pedigree was ten yards l ong his looks were hard to beat." 110PRINT" And as he sauntered down the road it was beautiful to see" 120PRINT" his work on every corner his work on every tree." 130PRINT: 140PRINT" He watered every gateway, H e watered every post" 150PRINT" for pittling was his masterp iece, And pittling was his boast." 160PRINT" The city dogs stood looking on in deep and jealous rage" 170PRINT" to see the simple country do g the pittler of the age." 180PRINT: 190PRINT" They sniffed him over one by one they smelt him two by two" 200PRINT" our noble Pete in high dista in stood till they were through." 210PRINT" They sniffed him over once a gain their praise for him was high" 220PRINT" but when one sniffed him und erneath Pete pittled in his eye." 230PRINT: 240PRINT" Then just to show the other dogs he didn't give a damn" 250PRINT" he strolled into a grocers s hop and pittled on his ham." 260PRINT" He pittled on the onions he pittled on the floor" 270PRINT" and when the grocer kicked h im out he pittled on his door." 280PRINT: 290PRINT" Behind him all the city dogs debated what to do" 300PRINT" so they had a pittling carni val to see the stranger through." 310PRINT" They showed him all the pitt ling posts they knew around the town" 320PRINT" and started out with Pete, a nd many others all with vigour and vim" 330PRINT" a thousand pittles more or l ess was all the same to him." 340PRINT: 350PRINT" And on and on went noble Pet e with his hind leg kicking high" 360PRINT" while most were lifting legs en block or were pittling dry." 370PRINT" And on and on went noble Pet e and watered every sand hill" 380PRINT" till all the city champs wer e watered to a stand still." 390PRINT: 400PRINT" Then Pete an exibition gave on all the ways to pittle" 410PRINT" like double drops, and fanc y flips, and then a little dribble." 420PRINT" And all the time the country dog gave neither a wink or a grin" 430PRINT" but gaily pittled out of tow n just as he had pittled in." 440PRINT: 450PRINT" The city dogs said 'SO LONG PETE YOUR PITTLING DID DEFEAT US" 460PRINT" but no one ever put them wis e." 470VDU1,27,1,87,1,1:REM B PRINT 480PRINT: 490PRINT" >>> THAT PETE HAD DIABETES < <<"' 500PRINT" ------==================---- --" 510VDU3 520END 530REM"  540REM"       560REM"  By An Uknown  570REM"  Auther  580REM"  Modified By Fred Price  590REM"  240194  600REM"  610REM" SAVE"PPETE"