10*KEY2 RUN |M
20CLS
30VDU2
40VDU1,27,1,87,1,1:REM Large Print
50PRINT" WRITTEN ON BEHALF OF ANY"'
60PRINT" AVOIRDUPOISED DISADVANTAGED
LADIES"'
70:
80PRINT" I'm different inside"'
90PRINT" -----==========-----"'
100VDU1,27,87,1,0:REM Small Print
110:
120PRINT" I'm reliably informed there
are many among you who think"
130PRINT" I'm just ancient and fat,"
140PRINT" But I'd rather like to assur
e you all now - that inside"
150PRINT" I'm just not like that,"
160PRINT" Your opinions don't even bot
her me much, I don't give as much as
a fig"
170PRINT" In my mind I'm as slim as a
wand"
180PRINT" It's just - that my body's a
trifle too big,"'
190:
200PRINT" The same thing goes for my m
ind I suppose, You think I'm a fool no
doubt"
210PRINT" In my head indeed there's a
lot going on, It simply doesn't come
out,"
220PRINT" In school I recall I was nev
er too bright, My brain seemed made o
f wood"
230PRINT" But I was always next to the
top of the class, When in a circle w
e stood,"'
240:
250PRINT" My face I suppose is my fort
une, It's not"
260PRINT" Inside myself I'm the best l
ooking around with a skin like beautifu
l silk,"
270PRINT" My posture too in my mind I
can see, Upright, Broad shouldered an
d tall"
280PRINT" Is it my fault if what you c
an see is nothing like that shape at al
l,"'
290:
300PRINT" My manner too is kindly and
sweet, All goodness and light and che
ery"
310PRINT" Can I help if the others aro
und find me grumpy, Sarcastic and drea
ry,"
320PRINT" My voice I know is soft tone
d and tuneful, Inside me it seems a de
light"
330PRINT" But what comes out, A stra
ngulated shout like tom-cats having a f
ight,"'
340:
350PRINT" My dress sense is legend and
to me in my mind"
360PRINT" I think that it takes some b
eating,"
370PRINT" The wrinkles you see and the
colours that clash"
380PRINT" I blame on the gas central h
eating,"'
390:
400PRINT" As for hygene and keeping c
lean, Thats a thing I think of a lot"
410PRINT" I never fail to bath every w
eek, Whether I need one or not,"
420PRINT" When that last day occurs an
d the doctor decrees that I'm finally d
ead"
430PRINT" This body with all its wrink
les and faults, I'll leave behind on t
he bed,"'
440:
450PRINT" And Peter will say as he ope
ns the gates"
460PRINT" 'Come inside you beautiful c
reature,"
470PRINT" We're all happy in here, Al
l problems are solved,"
480PRINT" We're perfect in every featu
re',"'
490:
500PRINT" But there's just a small dou
bt, He might shut me out"
510PRINT" Saying go you awful looking
bimbo,"
520PRINT" Your voice is a shout, Yo
ur body's too stout"
530PRINT" So for eternity, You must st
ay in";
540VDU1,14:PRINT" LIMBO"'
550PRINT" -----=====-----"
555VDU1,27,1,83,1,1:PRINT" B.UGLY":VDU
1,27,1,84
560VDU3:END
570REM"
580REM"
600REM" Uknown Author
610REM"
620REM" Modified By Fred Price
630REM" 250194
640REM"
650REM" SAVE"B.UGLY"