10REM" P I L A R 20REM J.Davis '95. 30MODE7 40VDU23,1,0;0;0;0; 50PRINT"  * N A K E D * G I R L *  60PRINT"  Anticipating the implement ation of  70PRINT"  a recent E.C. directive - effective  80PRINT"  from 01/04/95 - entitled ' Represen-  90PRINT"  tation of the Naked Human Body in  100PRINT"  Electronic Media (Restric tions  110PRINT"  Thereof)' - ref.AF/573/858 - this  120PRINT"  program is written using t he Heis-  130PRINT"  enberg Uncertainty Princip le. In  140PRINT"  essence, this means that t he act of  150PRINT"  measurement or observation of any  160PRINT"  object or event totally di srupts  170PRINT"  that object or event, maki ng accur-  180PRINT"  ate observation impossible . There-  190PRINT"  fore, in this case, when n obody is  200PRINT"  looking at the screen, a p icture of  210PRINT"  a beautiful naked girl, na med Pilar  220PRINT"  Olof, appears, but as soon as some-  230PRINT"  one looks at the screen, t he pic-  240PRINT"  ture instantly disappears and is  250PRINT"  replaced by this message. It works  260PRINT"  amazingly well, breaking n ew ground  270PRINT"  in interactive computing. Try it!  280PRINT" STRING 290GOTO290 300REM" Next year, specially for the ladies in 8BS, a picture of a hunky invisible Chippendale. Watch this space.