10REM" P I L A R
20REM J.Davis '95.
50PRINT" * N A K E D * G I R
60PRINT" Anticipating the implement
70PRINT" a recent E.C. directive -
80PRINT" from 01/04/95 - entitled '
90PRINT" tation of the Naked Human
100PRINT" Electronic Media (Restric
110PRINT" Thereof)' - ref.AF/573/858
120PRINT" program is written using t
130PRINT" enberg Uncertainty Princip
140PRINT" essence, this means that t
he act of
150PRINT" measurement or observation
160PRINT" object or event totally di
170PRINT" that object or event, maki
180PRINT" ate observation impossible
190PRINT" fore, in this case, when n
200PRINT" looking at the screen, a p
210PRINT" a beautiful naked girl, na
220PRINT" Olof, appears, but as soon
230PRINT" one looks at the screen, t
240PRINT" ture instantly disappears
250PRINT" replaced by this message.
260PRINT" amazingly well, breaking n
270PRINT" in interactive computing.
300REM" Next year, specially for the ladies in 8BS, a picture of a hunky invisible Chippendale. Watch this space.