10*KEY2 RUN |M 20CLS 30VDU2 40VDU1,14:PRINT"Dialect" 50VDU1,14:PRINT"*******"' 60: 70PRINT"We went down south, We took the bus" 80PRINT"Folk down there could't under stand us," 90PRINT"They didn't narr what we tarr ked about" 100PRINT"Seemed they didn't narr nowt about owt,"' 110: 120PRINT"They didn't take hold when I said tak harrd" 130PRINT"The way they spoke you'd a th ought they'd narred," 140PRINT"Hi marra keep gannin what fet tel" 150PRINT"Cum ower here and we'll hette l,"' 160: 170PRINT"Weer ter gan and see the bloo dy tower" 180PRINT"We'll seyer at quarter past f ower," 190PRINT"They hadn't come by haff past ite" 200PRINT"We were hungry and we went fo r a bite,"' 210: 220PRINT"When we asked for a bit of fa dge" 230PRINT"It was easier ter gan and cad ge bread," 240PRINT"And from them wee coudn't tar rk right" 250PRINT"They passed the Plate and cal led it a PLITE,"' 260: 270PRINT"They're a bad speaking clan" 280PRINT"Dont say Lundun but LANDAN," 290PRINT"What we ate we couldn't tell" 300PRINT"What we wanted we knew darnd well,"' 310: 320PRINT"They spread their bread with BATTER not Butter" 330PRINT"Never heard of a Hewer or Put ter," 340PRINT"On our beef we wanted Mustard " 350PRINT"They said you mean MASSTARD," ' 360: 370PRINT"And we smothered our apple pi e with Custard" 380PRINT"On theirs -- guess what -- CA SSTADD," 390PRINT"To travel about we went by Bu s" 400PRINT"And to be posh they call it a BASS,"' 410: 420PRINT"After we said we were gannin yem" 430PRINT"They made sure we understood them," 440PRINT"Coss yer narr what they went and sayed" 450PRINT"They wished we'd a gone and s tayed," 460PRINT"Cos they loved our pitmatic t wang"' 470: 480PRINT"On parting they said this to us," 490PRINT"'Even though we didn't narr o ut," 500PRINT"That yae were gannin on about ," 510PRINT"We pray that you will always speak so," 520PRINT"And never let your accent go. "' 530PRINT"-------*******-------" 540VDU1,27,1,83,1,1:PRINT"DIALECT":VDU 1,27,1,84 550VDU3:END 560REM"  570REM"       590REM"  By An Uknown  600REM"  Author  610REM"  Modified By Fred Price  620REM"  240194  630REM"  640REM" SAVE"DIALECT"