10*KEY2 RUN |M
20MODE 128:VDU2
30VDU1,27,1,97,1:REM Ctring On
40VDU1,27,1,69:REM Emphasized On
50PRINT"This line Absorbs The Spuriou
s Chracters (aE) Produced By The Centeri
ng Statement so Please cut these Two lin
es OFF YOUR PRINTOUT & Read the REM Line
s"'''
60VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Dbl Hgt On
70PRINT" Geordie's Turkey Price"'
80PRINT" -----===========------"'
90VDU1,27,1,70:REM Emphasized Off
100VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Dbl Hgt Off
110:
120PRINT"When Geordie Broon one Christ
mas, saa the turkey Martha bowt"
130PRINT"He cuddent let the season pas
s and nivor buy hor nowt,"
140PRINT"She towld him what she'd paid
for't in the butchers at the store "
150PRINT"Then he had an inspiration---
He wad buy a bord for her."'
160:
170PRINT"She missed the budgie that sh
e'd had when it passed away---"
180PRINT"It used to be good company co
s it taakled to hor all day,"
190PRINT"He waddent hev a cage ti buy
cos when their budgie died"
200PRINT"He'd tuen the bord and barrie
d it, And put the cage aside."'
210:
220PRINT" He went doon ti the bord sho
p where the fella bred his aan"
230PRINT"He kept them in an aviary jus
t ahint the shop he ran,"
240PRINT"When Geordie sed he'd cum ti
buy a taaking budgie cock"
250PRINT"The shopman tuck him oot the
back and showed him aal his stock,"'
260:
270PRINT"Aa want a taaker---Geordie se
d---Ti replace the one we lost"
280PRINT"Aa'm buying it for Martha,---
So aa divvent mind the cost,"
290PRINT"He very quickly myed his choi
ce and picked one from the lot"
300PRINT"The shopman sed---But Geordie
,---Thats the dearest bord aa've got"'
310:
320PRINT"Aa divvent mind---Sed Geordie
---Cos aa think that budgie's nice"
330PRINT"Aa'd like ti buy it for the w
ife,---aal pay ye torkey price,"
340PRINT"The shopman caught the bord,-
--and sed---That price wad be aalreet"
350PRINT"And the bord in Geordies hand
waas very tame, and taaked a treat,"'
360:
370PRINT"The shopman sed---That's my b
est bord,---it should live many a day"
380PRINT"But aa'm content wi torkey pr
ice---hoo much did Martha pay?,"
390PRINT"Why Geordie sed she---She pai
d top price she wassent at ne sale---"
400PRINT"It cost hor five and six a pu
nd,"'
410:
420VDU1,27,1,69:REM Emphasized ON
430VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Double Height
ON
440PRINT" PUT THAT BORD ON THE SCALE"'
450PRINT"-----=====----- "
460VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Double Height
OFF
470VDU1,15:PRINT"Written By Richard Ha
swell":VDU1,18:REM Compressed OFF
480VDU1,27,1,70:REM Emphasized OFF
490VDU1,27,1,97,0:REM Centering OFF
500VDU3:END
510REM I am--Aan/Own--Aal/All--Aa/I--A
av've/I Have--Ahint/Behind--
512REM Aalreet/Alright--Broon/Brown--B
ord/Bird--Barried/Buried--
513REM Cuddent/CouldNot--Cos/Because--
Doon/Down--Divvent/Dont--Fella/Person--
514REM For't/it--Hor/Her--Hev/Have--Sa
a/Saw--Sed/Said--Towld/Told--Tuen/Taken-
-
515REM Tuck/Took--Ti/To--Taaked/Talked
--Torkey/Turkey--Myed/Made--Nivor/Never-
-
516REM Nowt/Nothing--Pund/Pound--Oot/O
ut--Waddent/Would Not--Wad/Would--Waas/W
as
530:
540VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM Dbl Hgt On
550VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Dbl Hgt Off
560PRINT" --------===========--------"
'
570VDU1,15:PRINT"Written By Richard Ha
swell":VDU1,18:REM Comp Off
580VDU1,27,1,70:REM Emphasized Off
590VDU1,27,1,97,0:REM Ctring Off
600VDU3:END
610 REM Copies of the Bumper Edition
Of GEORDIE BROON OF BACKWORTH can be
obtained from his son Mr Jeff Murphy, At
33 Wellington Avenue, Wellfield,
Whitley Bay, NE25 9JG, Or give him a
ring on (0191) 252 9465
620REM"
630REM"
640REM"
660REM"
670REM" A Geordie Broon Poem
680REM" As Written By
690REM" J.W.Murphy
700REM" Pen Name
710REM"
720REM"
740REM"
750REM" Reprinted Here With
760REM" Kind Permission Of
770REM" His Son Jeff Murphy
780REM"
790REM" Please Do Not Delete
800REM" Remove Or Alter The
810REM" Above Section
820REM" Computed By Fred Price
830REM" 10/11/95
840REM"
850REM" SAVE"B.GBTURKY"