TestFil
This is rhe pronised textfile to acconpamy the WITZ programme which I
have set in to Chris, add which he has hpopefully included on this moths'
issue disc. tnis file is not realy about anything in particlar is but a
demonstratiom of what sort of bad spellign and punctuatuion or lack of it
the program is capable of dealig with it will in fact actually cope with
worser examples than what i am here writing after all it was writen for
use in america which is one of the worst cuplrits when is comes to
mangling the english language . Chris him self ruins a close second in
this airier; and i was soarly tempted to use one-off his editorials
before the programe had had had a goat it as a example of what sort of
silk purse it could make out of a Really tatty sows ear but i didnt wont
to embaras hymn two much! He has enough to putt up with having two ware a
lime-green babygro to goto work in which is enouhg for any man to bare.
Actually, since originally writingnthis chris has manged too get himsef outof
the direct lion of fire of bludsplats nd intwo a noffice wearin a whistle(that
sa soot to all yu nort of Watfraud) so the abuv is not stritly tru but i do
like takkin the pass out of hym so ive lef tit in anyway hopping he wont notice
witch e probly wont becase he doesn7t reed most off what i right becas he truss
me, oar at leased he did.......Apart from all the mangled spellings that I have
put in the program the programme
program is also capeable of soting out the gramm'er and punctuatoin in a
sentence, so if it had been around a while ago Captain Kirk would never
have bee'n able "To boldly go " but would have had " To go boldly " which
doesnt have quite the same inpact even though it grammatically correct is!
After awl that i sad in the program documetation about the speed off the
programme you may be surprized at the thyme taken to prosess this short
piece of text this is due to having to make it also run on a Beeb witch
meant that it had too be maid even smaller it should have been in a
earlier issue but chris asked for it to bee modified before he let it out
to you all. The actual soting out didn't take Mona more than a couple of
daze , butt as she is not Woking in london at the moment I had to wait
untill she visited over to us next to get her to do it? Won of my darling
childers then saved a Repton screen onto the disc using the same file name
so i to type the whole thing in again had. 25 pages of listign takes a
while which is why it is only appering now! I THINK I must have tipped in a
few errers wen i typped yhe programme in again becos it now does a few
strange things that it didnt do befor. you probly wont notice theses as
you havenot seen it before enyway adn they dont stopit running ive checked
through the listign twice and cant findw hat is wrong. MAYBe you
programers out there can suss it out and send in corections
for the nnext issue? Anyway, now you have read this, load the program from
the utlities menuand folow the prompts to lode this file/ witch is saved
under the name of " TestFil " AND I THINK YOU WILL Be im pressed withh the
result?