To: 999 (all members)
From: K2F (John Davis)
Subject: WITZ
The WITZ spling adn grandma krekter
worked amazingly well. Mona really is
a whizz - she must be a friend of
Pilar's. As instructed, I put the test
file into the program, and, in next to
no time, it not only corrected all
those mistakes, but even shortened and
reordered the text, which finally
became:
"Send immediate refund, under trades
descriptions act, or my lawyers will
be in the post."
I attended M.I.T. for a while, but
that was a long time ago, which
probably explains why I never ran into
Mona.
In passing, it's said that at Yale
one year, on speech day, the main
speaker took as his theme the letters
Y,A,L,E, with each letter standing for
a subject, such as Youth and Ambition,
and spoke for twenty minutes on each
subject. As he droned on into the
second hour, one now near-comatose
member of the audience muttered to his
neighbour: "Good thing this isn't the
Massachusetts Institute of Technology."