To: 999 (all members) From: K2F (John Davis) Subject: WITZ The WITZ spling adn grandma krekter worked amazingly well. Mona really is a whizz - she must be a friend of Pilar's. As instructed, I put the test file into the program, and, in next to no time, it not only corrected all those mistakes, but even shortened and reordered the text, which finally became: "Send immediate refund, under trades descriptions act, or my lawyers will be in the post." I attended M.I.T. for a while, but that was a long time ago, which probably explains why I never ran into Mona. In passing, it's said that at Yale one year, on speech day, the main speaker took as his theme the letters Y,A,L,E, with each letter standing for a subject, such as Youth and Ambition, and spoke for twenty minutes on each subject. As he droned on into the second hour, one now near-comatose member of the audience muttered to his neighbour: "Good thing this isn't the Massachusetts Institute of Technology."