Q. Why did the witch have trouble with
long words at school ?
A. Because she couldn't smell properly.
Q. Why shouldn't you play cards in the
jungle ?
A. Because there are too many cheetahs!
Q. Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself? ?
A. Because it's two-tyred !!!
Q. Why did the boy take a ruler to bed
with him ?
A. To see how long he slept.
Q. What do you get if you leave out a
witch out in a frosty night ?
A. A cold spell.
Q. Why do bees hum ?
A. Because they don't know the words.
Q. Why are waiters good at sums ?
A. Because they know their tables !
Q. What does a duck eat for breakfast ?
A. Milk and quackers !
Q. Why can't you ever go out with a
salad ?
A. Because it's all ways dressing !!
Q. What travels along the sea bed at
50 mph ?
A. A motor pike with a side carp !
Q. What is black and white and very
noisy ?
A. A Zebra with a trumpet.
Q. What happened to the man who didn't
know the difference between putty
and toothpast ?
A. All his windows fell out.
Q. What did the candle say the other
candle ?
A. Are you going out tonight ?
Q. What's white on the outside, green
on the inside and jumps ?
A. A frog sandwich
Q. What lives in a cot and wobbles ?
A. A Jelly baby.
Q. What's black,white and red, going
around and around ?
A. A Nun with a knife in her back
rolling down a hill !
Q. What did the big chimney say to
the little chimney ?
A. Your too young to smoke.