10MODE 128:VDU2
20VDU1,27,1,97,1,1:VDU1,27,1,69:VDU1,
27,1,119,1,1:REM Ctr-Emp-Hgt On
30VDU1,14:PRINT"Geordie's New Job"'
40VDU1,14:PRINT"------=====------"'
50VDU1,27,1,70:VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM
Emp-Hgt Off
60:
70PRINT"When Geordie Brown of Backwor
th wasn't feeling very fit"
80PRINT"The Doctor said he would have
to give up working at the pit,"
90PRINT"He would have to get a lighte
r job and finish digging coal"
100PRINT"So he went to see what jobs t
hey had to offer on the dole."'
110:
120PRINT"He looked around on his own a
nd as heavy work was out"
130PRINT"It took him quite awhile befo
re he found a job to suit,"
140PRINT"At last he was successful,and
he found a job hissel-"
150PRINT"They tried him as a waiter at
the 'Whitley Rex Hotel'."'
160:
170PRINT"He watched the other waiters
and they showed him what they could"
180PRINT"He was very keen to learn the
business so he soon became quite good,"
190PRINT"Very pleasant with the custom
ers they all liked Geordie Brown,"
200PRINT"Then he moved and got more mo
ney at the 'Turks Head' in the town."'
210:
220PRINT"The managment in Geordie had
the very highest hopes"
230PRINT"Just like a young apprentice
he was learning all the ropes,"
240PRINT"He became a first class waite
r and was always in demand"
250PRINT"When celebration lunches, or
big dinner doe's were planned."'
260:
270PRINT"He built a reputation as a ma
n that did things right"
280PRINT"He could serve a meal correct
ly from the soup to sweet alright,"
290PRINT"He served the 'Turks Head' lo
yally for quite a lengthy spell"
300PRINT"Then he took a job with prosp
ects at the 'Gosforth Park Hotel'."'
310:
320PRINT"It was up to date and modern
and was always in the news"
330PRINT"Attracting all the upper clas
s to their expensive doe's,"
340PRINT"White ties and tails for the
gentlemen from all the nearby towns,"
350PRINT"Accompanied by their ladies i
n their low cut evening gowns."'
360:
370PRINT"One evening at a function, Ge
ordie noticed with distress"
380PRINT"A lady's breast had somehow s
pilled outside her low cut dress,"
390PRINT"To save her from embarrassmen
t when he saw the breast hang slack,"
400PRINT"He took his hand and firmly g
rasped the breast and put it back."'
410:
420PRINT"But the manager was livid, He
said Geordie, At the Rex"
430PRINT"Or at the 'Turks Head' they m
ay think that suits the other sex,"
440PRINT"But to use your hand like tha
t in here, It simply isn't done,"
450PRINT"To do that job in this hotel
"'
460:
470VDU1,27,1,69:VDU1,27,1,119,1,1:REM
Emp-Hgt On
480PRINT"We Use A Big Warm Spoon"'
490PRINT"-------=========-------"
500VDU1,27,1,119,1,0:REM Double Height
Off
510VDU1,15:PRINT"Written By Richard Ha
swell":VDU1,18:REM Compressed Off
520VDU1,27,1,70:VDU1,27,1,97,1,0:REM E
mp-Ctr Off
530VDU3:END
540REM"
550REM"
560REM"
580REM"
590REM" As Written By
600REM" J.W.Murphy
610REM" Pen Name
620REM"
630REM"
650REM"
660REM" Reprinted Here With
670REM" Kind Permission Of
680REM" His Son Jeff Murphy
690REM"
700REM" Please Do Not Delete
710REM" Remove Or Alter The
720REM" Above Section
730REM" Computed By Fred Price
740REM" 16-4-97
750REM"
760REM" SAVE"GBSJOB"